don't answer that, it's so not normal and i know it and god it's starting to creep the fuck out of me.
i'm so majorly creeped out right now it's not funny. IT'S NOT FUNNY. OMFG. *claws out eyes*

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE DREAMS WHERE MY TEACHER IS VACUUMING THE LIBRARY CARPET IN A PINK APRON. I DON'T WANT TO DREAM ABOUT MY TEACHER TELLING ME THAT I AM PULLING THE ENTIRE CLASS'S MARKS DOWN AND I NEED TO DROP THE SUBJECT BECAUSE FRANKLY I AM A DISAPPOINTMENT. I DO NOT NEED TO DREAM ABOUT THAT TEACHER ATTEMPTING TO PARACHUTE OFF OUR LIBRARY BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID YEAR 12 DARE.

AND I REALLY DO NOT EVER WANT TO DREAM ABOUT THAT SAID TEACHER WALKING AROUND THE CLASS TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK AND TELLING ME THAT I FAILED THE TASK, KISSING ME AND THEN ANALYSING MY FACIAL EXPRESSION TO THE WHOLE CLASS. OMFG. CAN YOU PHYSICALLY COMPREHEND HOW INCREDIBLY DISTURBING IT IS? I SWEAR I WON'T EVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT HIM THE SAME WAY AGAIN.

and god that sounds so melodramatic but i can't even begin to describe the sheer horror that i felt when i woke up this morning... and now i feel like i should call the school, ask them to put him on the phone and apologise profusely because it's so disturbingly WRONG. -stabstabstab-