lol, jokes, i have more substantial points than that.
lets see then. top points on why chocolate is better than sex off the top of my head:
- you can readily get chocolate from stores, at fairly reasonable prices. you cannot go to a supermarket and buy yourself sex for a cheap price.
- you can't accidentally get pregnant from chocolate.
- chocolate provides instant and long lasting satisfaction.
- you can have as many different types of chocolate as you want. however, you cannot go and have sex with many different people unless you want to be labelled a slut or get STDs.
- you can have chocolate at school, at work, at the park, at a friend's house or in any public domain. while you can have sex at those places too, it is NOT advisable.
- chocolate tastes a whole lot better than sex.
- it's a lot easier to think about your parents eating chocolate than it is to think that they had sex...
- you won't be horrified to find out your younger sister is having chocolate, would you?
- GOOD chocolate is easy to find.
- you can actually GET chocolate. sex is a lot harder to come by. ;P
so i mean, seriously. stop having sex everyone. just go out and have chocolate.
