(10:09 PM) Cosette: | Do you have any idea how much I absolutely love you? |
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(10:09 PM) MARIUS =): | Possibly =) |
(10:10 PM) Cosette: | Well, just in case, I love you more than everything on this planet. |
(10:10 PM) MARIUS =): | I love you more. |
(10:10 PM) Cosette: | That's not possible. Because I love you the most. |
(10:11 PM) MARIUS =): | Nah - uhh |
(10:11 PM) Cosette: | Yah-huh. |
(10:12 PM) MARIUS =): | Nah-uhh |
(10:12 PM) MARIUS =): | This isn't a proper arguement, it's just contradiction. |
(10:13 PM) Cosette: | Either way. I still love you more. |
(10:13 PM) MARIUS =): | An arguement is a series of organised statements intended to bring down the opponents case, not the automatic game-saying of anything the other person says. And no you don't. |
(10:14 PM) Cosette: | ...That's mean. xP |
(10:14 PM) MARIUS =): | No it's not. It's a simple fact. |
(10:15 PM) MARIUS =): | You couldn't possibly love me more, because my love for you is infinite. Undefined. Without limit. Unconditional. Undying. Awesome. |
(10:16 PM) Cosette: | And how do you know that I can't love you more? |
(10:17 PM) MARIUS =): | It all comes down to mathematics. You remember that equation? |
(10:17 PM) MARIUS =): | Letting y be my love and x be you-ness, |
(10:18 PM) MARIUS =): | The limit of the function as x approaches infinity is also infinite. |
(10:19 PM) MARIUS =): | f(x ) = some exponetial equation with a ridiculously large gradient. |
(10:20 PM) MARIUS =): | I tried to work out how anything could possibly be greater than my love for you, Calculator just said maths error and exploded. |
tell me i don't have the most ridiculous, awesome, sweet, nerdy, lame boy as a boyfriend. -sigh-