hmm, rambling time dearies. don't read if you don't like copious amounts of offensive language or insults or crudeness or just plain what the fuckness.

i think this is my PMS mood again, i really hate being a girl sometimes, you know what i mean? how is it god damn fair that we females have to give birth and suffer/put up with blood leaking like a faucet from our vagina periodically? i mean, mother nature is a bloody bitch sometimes, isn't she? males have it easy. it doesn't hurt for them to fuck someone for the first time. yet a for a girl, most of the time if it's their first, it'll hurt. a lot. y'know, not that the male species would ever care.

and contraception, big joke. males think it's unnecessary. yeah, big deal for them. they're not the ones that's gonna being lugging around an alien like creature for nine months before it comes out and finally starts to resemble a human being instead of a weird fish/amphibian placenta. all they think about is their libido. so guess what girls? no matter how much a guy says he loves you, he'll always love his dick more. isn't that just gay? stupid stupid stupid. sometimes i wish i was fucking (a) lesbian, i swear.

and then you get people who take their shit out on my writing. i really detest those people. okay, yeah. my writing's fucking crap. because yours is just SOOOO much better, you think you have the complete right to bag me out about how boring or uncreative my pieces are. well guess what? at least i'm not stuffed so full of shit that that's the only thing that can come out of my mouth.

to the people who bitch and moan about love: shut the fuck up and man up. yes, even you girls out there. stop whining about how love is so pointless and stupid, and only idiots let themselves fall in love. because guess what? it's not stupid. it's certainly not pointless, and if everyone who's in love are idiots, then our country is run by an idiot, america's run by a bigger idiot, and the only reason you're alive is because of, oh my god, guess what?! yeah. your parents were fucking idiots (literally.)

and now i'm god damn contradicting myself...

fuck, i need chocolate.